AcornAnarchy

Fuelled by stolen nuts & pure chaos.

$ACRN: The unpredictable energy of a caffeinated squirrel burying treasures it will never find again. The official currency for spontaneous decisions and hoarding digital assets for no apparent reason.

Contract Address:
SQRLTvHaot1Cha0sBurryAc0rnD1g1taLNutsF0rFun
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Chaotic Squirrel Hoarding Nuts

The Nutty Narrative

"Where did I bury that seed phrase again...?"

Caffeine Surge

Born from a dubious puddle of spilled energy drink found deep in the woods. AcornAnarchy runs on pure, unadulterated, jittery impulse.

Pointless Hoarding

$ACRN fuels the primal urge to gather shiny digital things, bury them in your cold wallet, and promptly forget why you wanted them.

Embrace Entropy

In a world of meticulous planning, AcornAnarchy celebrates the chaotic, the unpredictable, the 'buy high, never sell' strategy driven by squirrel brain.

Nut Stash Allocation

1 BN

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $ACRN (Because squirrels can't count higher)

(No Taxes, No Sense, Just Nuts)

Forgotten Stash (Burn): 40%

Sent to a dead wallet. Probably behind the old oak tree. Lost forever... maybe?

Winter Hoard (LP Locked): 35%

Liquidity Pool nuts buried deep and frozen solid. Can't find the key (or remember where we put it).

Sudden Impulses (Airdrops/Community): 15%

Randomly throwing nuts at passersby. Airdrops and community rewards when the mood strikes.

Shiny Distractions (Marketing): 5%

Funds for attracting more squirrels with loud noises and shiny objects (memes).

The Squirrel Council (Team Hoard): 5%

Reserved for the founding squirrels. Probably forgotten in a different tree hollow.

The Grand Hoarding Plan (Maybe?)

Phase 1: Initial Nut Grab

  • Panic Launch on Raydium
  • Frantically build website (this!)
  • Start yelling on Twitter/TG
  • Misplace 1% of supply (oops)

Phase 2: Confuse the Birds

  • Aggressive Meme Warfare (low quality encouraged)
  • Dexscreener Trending (by accident?)
  • Partnership? With whom? Maybe a pigeon?
  • First "Sudden Impulse" Airdrop

Phase 3: Build Bigger Nest

  • NFT Collection (Slightly Chewed Acorns)
  • Explore "Utility" (like finding lost nuts?)
  • CEX Listing (if they answer our frantic calls)
  • Get distracted by shiny object, delay plans

Phase 4: ???

  • Achieve Peak Nut Density
  • Forget where we buried Phase 3
  • World Domination? Or just more nuts?
  • Spontaneous Hibernation (Project Pause?)

Stash Your $ACRN!

1. Get a Wallet

Grab a Solana wallet like Phantom or Solflare. Don't lose the keys like a squirrel!

2. Add SOL

Send some SOL (Solana's main coin) to your new wallet. You'll need it for swapping.

3. Go to Raydium

Head over to Raydium (or your preferred DEX). Click that swap button!

(Link to Raydium)

4. Swap SOL for $ACRN

Paste the $ACRN contract address, select how much SOL to swap, confirm, and HOARD!

Join The Scurry!

We're a loose collective of caffeine-addicted code-squirrels and meme-hoarders. Come chatter with us!

Community Squirrel 1

Meme Stashers

Sharing the dankest, nuttiest memes across the forest floor.

Community Squirrel 2

Chaos Coordinators

Trying to make sense of the anarchy. Mostly failing, but having fun.

Community Squirrel 3

Diamond Paws

Holding $ACRN like a prized nut, never letting go (mostly because we forgot where we put it).