GRUMPFISH

The Happiest Grumpiest Fish in the Sea

Reluctantly swimming its way to financial success. GrumpFish hates everything, especially profits—yet somehow keeps making them.

$GRUMP Contract Address:

GrumPF1sH9WKndvtNmEALDDjBsCuXUgn8TpW4kXwDYcR
GrumpFish

Market Cap

$2.1M

and growing

Holders

2,458

diamond hands

Liquidity

$850K

locked forever

Grumpiness

100%

absolutely salty

ABOUT GRUMPFISH

Meet the fish who would rather be left alone but accidentally became a crypto sensation.

The Grumpiest Story Ever Told

"This whole crypto thing is a bubble. Just like my living space. Everything's a bubble. I hate bubbles."

- GrumpFish, right before making 300x returns

Born in the murkiest depths of the crypto ocean, GrumpFish is perpetually dissatisfied with everything – especially success. While other creatures frantically chase the latest trends, GrumpFish would rather complain about coral gentrification and the rising cost of plankton.

Yet somehow, every grumpy investment decision turns to gold. The more GrumpFish scowls at an opportunity, the more profitable it becomes. Now, reluctantly, GrumpFish finds itself the face of the most paradoxically successful meme coin in the Solana ecosystem.

Zero Enthusiasm 100% Returns Pure Salt
GrumpFish Close-up

WHY GRUMPFISH WILL WIN

Despite its constant complaints, GrumpFish does everything right... accidentally.

Reluctant Security

Contract audited by top firms because GrumpFish was "tired of all these scams making fish look bad." Liquidity locked for eternity.

Accidental Tokenomics

Perfectly balanced supply with minimal team allocation. "Whatever, just make it fair," said GrumpFish while creating the most equitable distribution model ever.

Anti-Community

Our community thrives on GrumpFish's daily rants. The saltier the take, the more bullish the market. Reverse psychology at its finest.

The "I Told You So" Effect

GrumpFish predicts market crashes with uncanny accuracy – purely by complaining about everything. The ultimate crypto indicator.

Underwater Real Estate

Contrary to GrumpFish's complaints about "coral gentrification," we're developing a unique NFT collection of premium underwater properties.

Salt Reserves

Our treasury is fortified with the saltiest takes on the market. When all else fails, GrumpFish's cynicism provides unmatched stability.

GRUMPENOMICS

"I don't care how you distribute it, just don't give me too much." - GrumpFish

Token Distribution

Community Pool 65%
Liquidity Pool 15%
Marketing & Development 10%
Team (Vested) 7%
GrumpFish's Personal Stash 3%

"I don't want much, just enough to buy a decent coral reef away from all you people." - GrumpFish

Total Supply

1,000,000,000,000

$GRUMP tokens

Initial Tax

5% / 5%

Decreasing to 0%

GrumpFish Tokenomics

GrumpFish Economic Model

Designed by an angry fish who accidentally created the perfect tokenomic structure

0%
Final Tax
80%
Liquidity Locked
100%
Grumpy & Salty
Profit Potential

Grump Tax Mechanics

Week 1: 5% buy / 5% sell - "This is ridiculous, but whatever."

Week 2: 4% buy / 4% sell - "Still too high if you ask me."

Week 3: 3% buy / 3% sell - "Are we really still taxing this much?"

Week 4: 2% buy / 2% sell - "Getting better I guess."

Week 5: 1% buy / 1% sell - "Almost tolerable."

Week 6+: 0% buy / 0% sell - "Finally, something I don't hate completely."

All collected taxes are split between marketing (40%), development (40%), and burning (20%).

ROADMAP

"Fine, I guess I'll tell you what we're doing next. Not that anyone cares." - GrumpFish

Phase 1: Reluctant Launch

  • Token Creation & Deployment
  • Website Launch (against GrumpFish's wishes)
  • Community Building (despite GrumpFish's antisocial tendencies)
  • Liquidity Pool Creation & Lock
  • Initial Marketing Push (GrumpFish reluctantly approved)
Completed
Phase 1
Phase 2

Phase 2: Deep Sea Expansion

  • CEX Listings (GrumpFish: "More exchanges, more problems")
  • Grumpy Predictions Platform Development
  • Strategic Partnerships ("I hate networking" - GrumpFish)
  • Expanded Marketing Campaigns
  • GrumpFish Bubble Staking Platform
In Progress

Phase 3: Coral Gentrification

  • Underwater Real Estate NFT Collection Launch
  • GrumpDAO Governance System
  • Integration with Major Solana DeFi Platforms
  • GrumpFish Merchandise (against his will)
  • Cross-Chain Bridging ("Why would I want to go anywhere else?")
Coming Soon
Phase 3
Phase 4

Phase 4: Ocean Takeover

  • Major Exchange Listings Worldwide
  • The GrumpFish Financial Ecosystem Expansion
  • GrumpFi DeFi Platform ("I guess you all need somewhere to stake")
  • Charity Initiatives for Ocean Conservation
  • Interactive GrumpVerse Metaverse Experience
Future Plans

HOW TO BUY

"I guess if you really insist on buying this token, here's how. Not that I care." - GrumpFish

1

Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare wallet and set it up. Even GrumpFish managed to figure this out, so you can too.

2

Buy SOL

Purchase SOL from an exchange and transfer it to your wallet. "What, did you think this would be free?" - GrumpFish

3

Swap for GRUMP

Use Raydium or Jupiter to swap your SOL for $GRUMP. "Try not to mess this up." - GrumpFish

Contract Address

Add $GRUMP to your wallet. "Double-check the address or don't, I don't care." - GrumpFish

GrumPF1sH9WKndvtNmEALDDjBsCuXUgn8TpW4kXwDYcR

GrumpFish Says:

"Look, I didn't ask for this popularity, but now that you're here, don't expect me to be grateful. Just don't buy too much and crash the servers or whatever."

"And if you make money, great. If you lose money, that's on you. I told you this whole crypto thing was ridiculous from the start."

#FinancialAdviceFromAGrumpyFish

THE COMMUNITY

"I guess you people are tolerable. Sometimes." - GrumpFish

The School of Grump

The GrumpFish community is paradoxically one of the most positive crypto communities around, fueled by the hilarious contrast of GrumpFish's eternal pessimism and the project's improbable success.

Daily Rants

Join our Telegram for GrumpFish's daily complaints about everything from market trends to the temperature of the ocean.

Grump Contests

Weekly competitions for the grumpiest memes and saltiest takes, with $GRUMP token rewards.

Community Support

24/7 community-driven support. "Because I'm certainly not answering your questions." - GrumpFish

GrumpDAO Votes

Community governance where your voice matters (even though GrumpFish will complain about every proposal).

GrumpFish Quotes

"The only thing rising faster than my blood pressure is this token's price. Make it stop."

GrumpFish, after a 200% gain
#Bullish

"Great, more holders. That's exactly what we need. More people clogging up the blockchain. Fantastic."

GrumpFish, hitting 1,000 holders
#Community

"Oh sure, another exchange listing. Because apparently five wasn't enough. Let me update the website for the 87th time this week."

GrumpFish, after major CEX listing
#Adoption

Upcoming Events

GrumpFish AMA Session

June 15, 2023 - "I guess I'll answer your questions if I have to." - GrumpFish

Underwater Real Estate NFT Launch

July 1, 2023 - Exclusive coral properties with GrumpFish neighbors.

GrumpFish Trading Competition

July 20, 2023 - Win a portion of the 10M $GRUMP prize pool.

View All Events

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

"Questions, questions, always with the questions." - GrumpFish

What is GrumpFish?

GrumpFish is a Solana-based meme token inspired by the world's grumpiest marine creature who accidentally became a financial genius. Despite hating everything about crypto, GrumpFish reluctantly leads one of the most vibrant communities in the ecosystem.

Is the token safe?

Yes. GrumpFish insisted on a fully audited contract because "I hate rug pulls even more than I hate everything else." The liquidity is locked forever, team tokens are vested, and the contract has been verified and audited by top security firms.

How do I contact the team?

The easiest way to reach the team is through our Telegram or Discord channels. Just don't expect GrumpFish to respond promptly or enthusiastically. Our community mods are much more helpful and slightly less grumpy.

Will there be NFTs?

"I suppose we have to do NFTs like everyone else, don't we?" - GrumpFish. Yes, our Underwater Real Estate collection is coming soon, featuring exclusive coral properties and ocean-front developments that GrumpFish hates but reluctantly designed.

What's the utility?

Beyond being the saltiest meme token in the ocean, GrumpFish is developing a comprehensive financial ecosystem including staking, prediction markets, and DeFi integrations. Each product releases when GrumpFish feels it's "the least annoying version possible."

Is GrumpFish a real fish?

"What kind of question is that? Of course I'm real. More real than most of these crypto 'founders' with their fancy presentations and empty promises." The identity of GrumpFish remains one of crypto's most entertaining mysteries.

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