SOLANA'S GOPNIK REVOLUTION
Join the Slavic crypto revolution, comrade! Where every transaction is celebrated with a virtual shot of vodka and governance decisions are made in proper slav squat position.
Contract:
BLkc9UFsEm1jA5DnNqXs3mHBRn64kMBYNhTF8kH1RPU
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A community-driven token that embraces the beauty of Slavic gopnik culture while revolutionizing DeFi.
Every transaction earns virtual vodka points recorded on-chain. Top holders with most vodka points gain exclusive governance rights.
All governance votes require users to hold the squat position (verified by webcam) while voting. True gopniks make the decisions.
Our dApp plays hardbass music during transactions. The larger the transaction, the harder the bass drops.
Our community has collectively consumed 732,145 virtual shots of vodka through transactions.
75%
When we reach 1,000,000 shots, we airdrop special Tracksuit NFTs!
Our smart contracts implement an "Oligarch Tax" that applies a 3% additional fee to wallets holding more than 2% of supply, redistributing wealth to smaller holders.
Bring new comrades to the movement and earn 1% of their purchases as a commission. True Slavic solidarity in action.
Limited edition digital tracksuit NFTs with rare Adidas-inspired patterns. Each NFT reduces your transaction fees by 0.5%.
The first-ever squatting-based DAO where proposals are voted on by assuming the classic Slavic squat position.
Our revolutionary distribution creates the perfect balance of gopnik economics.
Distributed to active Solana wallets that have bought at least 5 different meme coins
Locked for 6 months, ensuring stable trading for all comrades
For advertising, partnerships with Eastern European influencers, and hardbass music producers
For building the Gopnik DAO and Tracksuit NFT Marketplace
1%
Redistribution
1%
Liquidity
1%
Burn
The path to Slavic dominance in the crypto world.
Token launch on Solana blockchain
1,000+ comrades in Telegram & Discord
Listing on DEX platforms
First community-voted hardbass music integration
Launch of vodka points mechanism
Launch of Tracksuit NFT collection with 3,333 unique designs
Establishment of Gopnik DAO with squat verification
First major CEX listing
10,000+ comrades community
Partnerships with Eastern European meme pages and influencers
Launch of Squat-to-Earn mobile application
Introduction of BlyatBlock Vodka Marketplace where users can redeem vodka points for real vodka deliveries (legal regions only)
Major exchange listings including tier 1 platforms
Cross-chain expansion to Ethereum and BSC
100,000+ comrade community milestone
Launch of SlavFi - the first Slavic DeFi protocol with yield farming in tracksuits
Establishment of the annual Gopnik Crypto Conference in Eastern Europe
Development of BLYAT Blockchain - the first proof-of-squat consensus mechanism
Global adoption campaign targeting 1,000,000+ comrades
Revolution of global financial system with Slavic principles
Become part of the most squatting community in crypto.
Telegram Comrades
Twitter Followers
Discord Members
Holders
"Before BlyatBlock, I was just a regular crypto investor. Now I squat while checking my portfolio and drink virtual vodka with every transaction. Life changing!"
Ivan K.
Early Comrade
"The Tracksuit NFTs are fire! I sold mine for 20x and used the profits to buy a real Adidas tracksuit. The circle of life is complete."
Natasha P.
NFT Collector
"The squat verification for governance votes is genius. My legs have never been stronger, and my crypto decisions have never been wiser. Blyatiful!"
Mikhail B.
DAO Participant