ERROR_GOODBOY_NOT_FOUND (0xDOGE4)
Collecting some error info, then we'll restart for you.
Doggo completion: 75%
The world's first Blue Screen of Death meme coin. _
Every computer crash makes us richer. Every system error boosts our value.
When technology fails, BorkComp thrives.
ERROR: BorkComp.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
Our token value increases with every reported Windows crash, making blue screens an investment opportunity.
Collect unique error-causing doggos as NFTs that can actually crash your digital wallets for extra authenticity.
Stake your tokens in our pool that simulates a memory leak, growing larger until it reaches critical mass.
TokenInfo: Initial supply of 1,000,000,000,000 $BORK tokens. A tax of 4.04% on each transaction simulates the probability of a system crash.
Our token has built-in "anti-virus" protection that randomly transfers tokens to prevent malware.
*May occasionally delete itself
Earn extra $BORK by submitting screenshots of your computer errors to our Discord channel.
Stake your tokens in our uniquely unstable pool that simulates a memory leak for higher APY.
Our development plan occasionally crashes, but we keep rebooting it.
Join our glitchy but lovable community of digital doggo enthusiasts.
Join the most crashed chat group on Telegram. We reboot every few hours.
Our digital doghouse where you can share computer error screenshots for rewards.
Follow our glitchy updates and random crashed tweets about digital doggos.
No, BorkComp cannot directly cause your computer to crash. But whenever your computer does crash naturally, we like to think our Bork doggo was involved. It's the perfect scapegoat!
Our proprietary "Crash-to-Value" algorithm monitors global computer crash rates through submitted reports. When crashes increase, we trigger token burns to increase scarcity. It's probably just a coincidence, but hey, it's fun!
BorkComp serves as the official currency for our upcoming IT support marketplace, Error NFT platform, and Blue Screen of Death meme generator. Plus, it gives you digital bragging rights when your friend's computer crashes.
Dogs are known for chewing through things, including your internet cables, power cords, and apparently now, your system's virtual memory. Cats would just ignore the computer until it needed attention.
Buy $BORK tokens now before your computer decides to restart.